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	<title>Slowtimer</title>
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		<title>Uhhh&#8230; That&#8217;s A Lot of Pot: NJ Edition</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/03/10/uhhh-thats-a-lot-of-pot-nj-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andrew top-hat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark another moment in New Jersey history, according to newjerseynewsroom.com we beat our old pot bust record.
&#8220;Along with a vast array of indoor cultivation equipment, 3,370 growing plants, 115 pounds of harvested marijuana and $65,000 cash was seized.&#8221;
Apparently, they were having some kind of soul shake-down party, because these dudes were busted because &#8220;Officer Thomas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Cadet Mixtape</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/27/sweat-cadet-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gooswa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally got around to making another mix tape. There will be more of these to coming more often now that my setup is complete again.

   Sweat Cadet  by  gooswa 
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		<title>Photography in Action</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/25/photography-in-action/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>joey dew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While browsing through the interwebs lately, I came across two interesting websites. Both of them use the same medium, photography, but the results couldn&#8217;t be more different.
First off, Found Functions from Nikki Grazziano. This is one of the most interesting things I have seen in a while. The basic premise is taking photographs of everyday [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;That&#8217;s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/24/thats-a-lovely-accent-you-have-new-jersey/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/24/thats-a-lovely-accent-you-have-new-jersey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tough love</dc:creator>
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		<title>Not Waving but Drowning</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/23/not-waving-but-drowning/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/23/not-waving-but-drowning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tough love</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
That&#8217;s how it&#8217;s done, folks.  Oh and it&#8217;s almost Wednesday, happy midweek humpday or whatever bitches&#8230;
PS-My birthday is Sunday.  You can send cash (well concealed), Borders gift cards, signed Bukowski novels, beer (dank), Daft Punk posters, Sheer Terror&#8217;s Love Songs for the Unloved, a copy of Shaolin Soccer or tickets to Roadburn (including airfare and lodging and drinks) to: 2001 Columbia [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Clovis, NM is dumb.</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/21/re-clovis-nm-is-dumb/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/21/re-clovis-nm-is-dumb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lord mandrake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[see more Epic Fails
With Kind Regards,
Lord Mandrake
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		<title>Do You Like to Laugh ;)</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/16/do-you-like-to-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>just starkles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so I&#8217;m LMFAO all over the place! My big gay friend hooked me up with this video and damn it I&#8217;m hooking you up!
Don&#8217;t be a hot tranny mess from Transylvania and WATCH!

So if you don&#8217;t know anything about Christian &#8211; Amy Poehler talks exactly like him! If you would like to see more [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>It was invented, I believe, in 1980 in El Paso.</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/12/it-was-invented-i-believe-in-1980-in-el-paso/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/12/it-was-invented-i-believe-in-1980-in-el-paso/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lord mandrake</dc:creator>
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If this graph shows the trajectory of an ordinary life, then these people are on a path toward an extraordinary life:    

Happy Weekending,
Lord Mandrake
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>BEST RAPPER ALIVE?</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/08/best-rapper-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/08/best-rapper-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starfish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I watched the Lil Wayne documentary and I found myself wondering, is he the best rapper alive?  Quickly the answer came to me; no he isn&#8217;t.  He doesn&#8217;t hold a styrofoam cup of sizzzurp to Jay-z.  This is not to say that I&#8217;m not a fan, I&#8217;m just not ready to give [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mel Gibson Calls Reporter an Assh*le</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/06/mel-gibson-calls-reporter-an-asshle/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2010/02/06/mel-gibson-calls-reporter-an-asshle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andrew top-hat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title really says it all, I love the guys shocked expression at the end, Mel probably didn&#8217;t realize that the video was still on.

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