Today we have an astrological update for your faces. The sun is up and the stars are coming: Who could take a rain drop and turn it into glee? You can. Take a bite out of shine.
And tonight the stars will lean over above you, oh my my my:
Moving pretty slow on the posts this year… I envisioned myself coming out of the gates posting like a madman, all sorts of posts. Here we are on nine, ten and I am postless.
Even though I wish I was as productive as the ideas that are constantly flashing through my mind, I’ll never give up. I’m a Slowtimer, for always and for real…
This is hilarious. There are Youtube videos and then there are videos that make Youtube, I don’t know what that means exactly, but this is hilarious, even if you are not a fan of Star Trek the Next Generation.
Someone took a scene from Star Trek and re-edited it with different words. As far as I can tell, they just matched the mouth movements up with other words but I do not know how they replaced the voices of the Star Trek cast and made it this funny. “I have a business installing styrofoam nuns…”
Dooney & Bourke’s not-so-better half, Bourke, has been found guilty “of conspiring to pay bribes to government leaders in Azerbaijan in a 1998 oil deal.” Basically, Bourke has been living this crazy espionage-y, conspiracy-laden life with suitcases stuffed with money, shakedowns in government offices, and hiring mobsters for protection! Bourke not only schleps fancy party girl handbags, HE GETS DOWN LIKE AN EVIL DUDE IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE!
Of course no fashionista gives a crap about this illegal activity (although WWD ran a bit on it yesterday), especially since Bourke is set to remain chairman. I wonder – when he was gallavanting around, trying to rig an oil deal (rig a rig?), was he using the Hayden bag? In lipstick red?
The “blonde with class” (from Vogue by way of The Telegraph) should be renamed the “blonde with sass” – one of my favorite models of the 90s, Karen Mulder has gone bananas! Again!
As any avid supermodel-watcher will tell you, Karen Mulder was bright, blonde, and buxom – and then she was drugged, depressed, and down & out. Now reports are stating that Mulder has been threatening her plastic surgeon to the point of arrest – the overwhelming released quote is as follows:
A police source says, “She was screaming and shouting about the operation and became extremely threatening. There were repeated calls to the female surgeon who was extremely scared. The suspect is being interviewed.”
But she is soooo good lookin’. Looks like it may be time to head back to the psychiatrisch ziekenhuis.
