Slowtimer » rumor mill http://slowtimer.com easy to see Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:59:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Curiousity Almost Killed the Cat http://slowtimer.com/2009/11/28/curiousity-almost-killed-the-cat/ http://slowtimer.com/2009/11/28/curiousity-almost-killed-the-cat/#comments Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:18:58 +0000 starfish http://slowtimer.com/2009/11/28/curiousity-almost-killed-the-cat/ Have you heard about the Tiger Woods car crash? Well either way I’ve done some investigative reporting and found out the inside scoop. It seems that he had an affair and broke the cardinal rule. He allegedly came home with a condom still on his weenie. His wife promptly freaked. They had a fight because he was drunk and cheating. As he went to leave in his SUV she smashed the back window with a golf club. In his drunken state he smashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. His wife heard the crash ran outside ripped him from the car and punched him in the face a couple of times before the cops arrived.

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