That’s how it’s done, folks. Oh and it’s almost Wednesday, happy midweek humpday or whatever bitches…
PS-My birthday is Sunday. You can send cash (well concealed), Borders gift cards, signed Bukowski novels, beer (dank), Daft Punk posters, Sheer Terror’s Love Songs for the Unloved, a copy of Shaolin Soccer or tickets to Roadburn (including airfare and lodging and drinks) to: 2001 Columbia Pike Apt 303 Arlington VA 22204 attn: Tough Love. Also not opposed to checks (make sure that shit don’t bounce) and money orders. Cheers!
So by now I’m sure everyone has heard or seen all the hype of the storm that is currently dumping snow on the Mid-Atlantic region. Personally, I have somewhat mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I am excited because I do love some snow but at the same time, whenever weather like this hits, it seems everyone is a bloody meteorologist/armchair weatherman. Or they like to talk about how people in (insert city/region here) don’t know how to handle snow and blah blah blah. Why can’t you just shut the fuck up and enjoy it? Like, we don’t care how you do it in Cheesefrost, WI or fucking Snowcock, NY okay?
Anyways…that being said, when it gets freezing cold and all snowy and shit, I get stoked to listen to awesome black metal albums like Pure Holocaust by the highly influential (in the genre) band Immortal straight out of the tough town of Oslo, Norway. The band that spawned a million imitators, they are considered the cat’s meow when it comes to epic, cold, bleak, well produced black metal. With song titles like “Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss” and “Frozen by Icewinds” it really puts me in the mood on a day like today. See how evil and cold these dudes are? Fucking permafrost man! Anyways, I just got word that I can leave for the day. So if you’re getting hit by snow today, enjoy! Get wasted, be somebody!
Admittedly, I haven’t listened to this but based on the looks of the album artwork it is destined to be a big, floating, gift wrapped turd. The artwork however, is laugh out loud funny. Snoop in elf ears? Pac as an angel? Suge, is that you hiding in there? Dre? Come on now! But anyways…this gem comes to us from the almighty Cosmic Hearse blog. Props to Aesop for throwing this otherwise forgotten masterpiece up on his blog for all of us to enjoy or perhaps even sing along to. You win a 40 of Old Gold if you can name all the artists depicted. Merry Christmas, beyotch!