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BODY SLAM

starfish — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 23:54:43 +0000

No I am not talking about the movie with Hulk Hogan. I am talking about this…

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/21/bully-body-slam-finale-the-internets-greatest-hero-speaks/

Editor’s note:
the movie starfish is referring to is No Holds Barred, Body Slam was an obscure 80s wrestling movie which I cannot find a trailer for, so, enjoy:

PURE SHEENIUS

starfish — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:36:44 +0000

I have been a fan of Charlie Sheen since Men At Work, but he has taken my appreciation for him to all new levels. When I first saw his interview after his show was cancelled I thought he might be losing it. The more I watch him the more I realize that he hasn’t lost anything. In fact he might be better than ever. The following are just a glimpse of what he has to offer. I can’t help but say that he is “winning” in every sense of the word. If only I could get my hands on some tiger blood.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes?playlist=featured_videos

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/listen-to-charlie-sheens-winning-song/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA1uMwBBMpQ

DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

starfish — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 00:16:30 +0000

FARMINGTON, CT — An aspiring marijuana grower was arrested Thursday after calling 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for cultivating the plant, police said.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-pot-911,0,7953759.story

IS THAT RACIST?

starfish — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 21:53:53 +0000

What up all you Slowtimers out there. It’s been a while since I posted but heres one for ya. There are many jokes or funny scenes in movies that play on the race card. What I am aking you to do is tell me if this is racist or just humor. See i think sometimes people are just too sensitive and label things as racist when that is not the intention at all. so heres a clip from Dude W here’s My Car(great movie by the way) where they are simply ordering chinese food.

Now was that racist?

WATCH IT BITCHES

starfish — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:10:04 +0000

Here are some movies which my wife (JUST STARKLES) and I (STARFISH) watched this weekend.

GLEAMING THE CUBE

Filmed in 1989. Christian Slater plays a 16 year old skateboarder who is investigating the death of his adopted vietnamese brother.

SF: this movie is a skateboarding cult classic
JS They just used an airplane to find an empty pool -o.m.g.
JS:There are asians in here, awesome!
JS: don’t give me a german hand-job” <—what? Has anyone heard of that expression?
JS:Asian man loves pictures of naked chicks

SF: young tony hawk shredding it…i think thats the dad from bill and teds…another good movie gotta put it on the list…
JS: His parents clearly don’t mind if he’s never home

SF: christian slaters hair sucks in this movie…but i guess its the 80′s…come to think of it he looks very “jersey shore”
JS: He Cut his own hair and it looks pretty professional for a do-it-yourselfer

SF: he is afraid of nothing

SF: just starkles is saying never again…she must be crazy

KRULL

Filmed in 1983. Starring Liam Neeson, I guess. Aliens a prince and a princess. A cyclops and a magician too. And the coolest weapon ever.

SF: must see… must have movie…truly a clasic
JS: Colwyn is so flippin HOT
SF: I want to name my son colwyn…and my dog glaive
JS: We are so naming our son colwyn (we r not preggers tho ppl)
SF: magic is cool ergo rocks….special effects are definately cutting edge….for 1983′
JS: Flaming Mares can travel 1000 leagues in a day!
SF: although i watched it as a child it might not be a good idea…cyclops and all kinda scary…
SF: quicksand sucks…and so do dopplegangers…this movie kicks ass
JS: Changlings – SON!
SF: i hate horses but fire-mares are cool
JS: This movie rocks my world – go out and get it people!

BLOW
Filmed in 2001. Johnny Depp plays a drug smuggler. Based on a true story.
SF: not really a Depp fan but i like this movie…pee wee herman what else can you ask for
SF: sentenced to 5 years serve 2 for 660 pounds of weed… not so bad
JS: Johny Depp is so good! There are a lot o’ drugs in this film – not for children hahaaa

well thats what we did today