Slowtimer » lord mandrake

8th level Magic-User.

lord mandrake — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:07:09 +0000

This spell is called ice storm.

Friday in the Sky

lord mandrake — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:30:00 +0000

Today we have an astrological update for your faces. The sun is up and the stars are coming: Who could take a rain drop and turn it into glee? You can. Take a bite out of shine.

And tonight the stars will lean over above you, oh my my my:

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party on Vimeo.

Drink up some planetary medication for your personal cogitation. You look good, and you know it. Today is going to be the best.

Togetherness,

Lord Mandrake

RE: Clovis, NM is dumb.

lord mandrake — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:21:06 +0000

see more Epic Fails

With Kind Regards,

Lord Mandrake

It was invented, I believe, in 1980 in El Paso.

lord mandrake — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:09:32 +0000

If this graph shows the trajectory of an ordinary life, then these people are on a path toward an extraordinary life:

Happy Weekending,

Lord Mandrake

Feelin it.

lord mandrake — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:34:03 +0000

2010 is off to a great start. On Saturday I played 8 hours of Dungeons and Dragons (1st edition). Yesterday I got to perform some tunes for 2,000+ people. Last week, I went to yoga 3 times.

This is one of my favorite times of the year: top ten heaven. I love it. Its like the interwebs are in bloom. You got the Bratpack, the best science project, some Lil’ Wayne (mp3) being so tough you can hardly stand it, and japanese Louis Armstrong. Id like to think that if Jeopardy petered out and Alec Trebec had to make a go of it on his own, he’d turn to this.

Predictions/hopes for 2010: Everyone is ready for Elizabeth Shue to make good. If I ever met her, Im pretty sure I would act like Dana Marschz. We are ready for a resurgence of Elizabeth Shue. I know, its not looking good but come on girl. Yeah, I know that clip is long, but if its been awhile then you deserved it.

Thats the only prediction that I have. Its all for Shue. Anyway, Im pumped for 2010. We made out of the Aughts. The first 12 days are pretty rad.

Come on peoples,

Lord Mandrake

PS. Pamela doesnt have shit on Raquel

Shinee

lord mandrake — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:37:39 +0000

Korean boy bands are all the rage. They’ve got the moves, the tight jams and, man, those glasses are so cool. I like to think if Michael Jackson and Lance Bass had 5 Korean Babies, those babies would make the song Juliette. (Oh Btw, heres everything you need to know about Lance Bass)

Dubonnet with a Twist

lord mandrake — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:39:24 +0000

In the The Hard Way, “Michael J. Fox stars as a pampered actor who unexpectedly becomes partnered with a hard-boiled cop, brilliantly played by Academy Award-nominated James Woods.”

This movie is not spectacular, but its exactly the kind of thing I needed to work out a hangover. Is it a bad movie? Yes. Did I enjoy it? I cant say no. Woods and Fox can make magic happen, even with a dodgy script in the early 90′s.

go straight to hell boys

lord mandrake — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:24:25 +0000

I couldnt agree more with pop tarts. Harry Potter was kinda poopy. But at least I got to listen to this awesome song.

This is my job. This is what I do all the time.

lord mandrake — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:33:29 +0000

Pete Edwards is cool. He is in love with making new things out of old things. His nerdtastic and obsessive behavior is inspiring and he has managed to make it his full time job.

This video was put out by Current, a viewer made content channel on the youtube. Two of my other favorites are how to make cocaine and a video which is equal parts hilarious, humanizing, ridiculous, and beautiful: fat girls.

Design Invitational

lord mandrake — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:35:03 +0000

I know many of you have an interest in design and I would like to “By the Power of Grayskull” some slowtimer brilliance.
I am looking for a site where I can design my own stationary and flyers online and they will print up the magic. Any ideas?

Forever Yours,
Lord Mandrake