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		<title>Respect, Y&#8217;all.</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2010/01/15/respect-yall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Penny for your thoughts on this article. Whatever, Denver hater parent. I like all colors of people. I like soul food. They are unrelated. We&#8217;re not all at the picnic table yet, but I believe there are more people at the table now. And collard greens and fried chicken should be served year &#8217;round. Respect, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/22232841/detail.html">Penny for your thoughts on this article</a>. Whatever, Denver hater parent. I like all colors of people. I like soul food. They are unrelated. We&#8217;re not all at the picnic table yet, but I believe there are more people at the table now. And collard greens and fried chicken should be served year &#8217;round. Respect, y&#8217;all.</p>
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		<title>crush his sweet hands</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/10/19/crush-his-sweet-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lee Marvin: Badass</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/10/10/lee-marvin-badass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;m just a lowly youtube clip poster, but Lee Marvin is a badass.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;m just a lowly youtube clip poster, but Lee Marvin is a badass.</p>
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		<title>Sexytime</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/10/09/sexytime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a good mix out of the Bay Area with a few s/t faves (Kid Cudi in the Easter basket, y&#8217;all).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mk2systems.com/memekast/mk038.html">Here&#8217;s a good mix out of the Bay Area</a> with a few s/t faves (Kid Cudi in the Easter basket, y&#8217;all). </p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t you understand?</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/13/dont-you-understand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I passed this along to sleepy and we&#8217;ve been having the time of our lives jamming this. This is an epic maneuver of acting. The clip that sums up the weekend, however, is this one. Happy Monday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I passed this along to sleepy and we&#8217;ve been having the time of our lives jamming this.</p>
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<p>This is an <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-maneuvers">epic maneuver</a> of acting. The clip that sums up the weekend, however, is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSOvyI0V2Qo">this one</a>. Happy Monday.</p>
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		<title>This is Why People Have Bedtimes</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/12/this-is-why-people-have-bedtimes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what the world is like without parents or kids or esposas to shame you back to where you should be. You come home from a movie date, you listen to a couple of 2 Live Crew songs on the youtubes, and whammo! you end up here. America is an extension of Las Vegas: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what the world is like without parents or kids or esposas to shame you back to where you should be. You come home from a movie date, you listen to a couple of 2 Live Crew songs on the youtubes, and whammo! you end up here. </p>
<p>America is an extension of Las Vegas: reckless, expensive, and creepy. I will be conducting a symposium on youtube walks of shame in the morning. Country anime, it hurts my everythings. </p>
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		<title>My Male Curiosity</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/06/my-male-curiosity/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/06/my-male-curiosity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I were allowed to run a Spanish PBS, this is essentially the way I&#8217;d run it. I have a CV and everything. Am I just posting stuff so dumb that people care not? Choose your own ending and let me down easy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I were allowed to run a Spanish PBS, this is essentially the way I&#8217;d run it. I have a CV and everything. Am I just posting stuff so dumb that people care not? Choose your own ending and let me down easy.</p>
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		<title>Patrick?</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/02/patrick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t stop watching this commercial and all the remixes, like this one:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t stop watching this commercial and all the remixes, like this one:</p>
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		<title>Seriously. George.</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/01/seriously-george/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Stones man at heart, this kills me. This is why I&#8217;m a Harrison man.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Stones man at heart, this kills me. This is why I&#8217;m a Harrison man. </p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!</title>
		<link>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/01/youre-tearing-me-apart-lisa/</link>
		<comments>http://slowtimer.com/2009/09/01/youre-tearing-me-apart-lisa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For you, Tophat, on the day after your birthday. Hope you had a happy one and didn&#8217;t get wack like this:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For you, Tophat, on the day after your birthday. Hope you had a happy one and didn&#8217;t get wack like this:</p>
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