WATCH IT BITCHES

 
March 14th, 2010

Here are some movies which my wife (JUST STARKLES) and I (STARFISH) watched this weekend.

GLEAMING THE CUBE

Filmed in 1989. Christian Slater  plays a 16 year old skateboarder who is investigating the death of his adopted vietnamese brother.

SF: this movie is a skateboarding cult classic
JS They just used an airplane to find an empty pool -o.m.g.
JS:There are asians in here, awesome!
JS: don’t give me a german hand-job” <—what? Has anyone heard of that expression?
JS:Asian man loves pictures of naked chicks

SF: young tony hawk shredding it…i think thats the dad from bill and teds…another good movie gotta put it on the list…
JS: His parents clearly don’t mind if he’s never home

SF: christian slaters hair sucks in this movie…but i guess its the 80′s…come to think of it he looks very “jersey shore”
JS: He Cut his own hair and it looks pretty professional for a do-it-yourselfer

SF: he is afraid of nothing

SF: just starkles is saying never again…she must be crazy

KRULL

Filmed in 1983.  Starring Liam Neeson, I guess. Aliens a prince and a princess. A cyclops and a magician too. And the coolest weapon ever.

SF: must see… must have movie…truly a clasic
JS: Colwyn is so flippin HOT
SF: I want to name my son colwyn…and my dog glaive
JS: We are so naming our son colwyn (we r not preggers tho ppl)
SF: magic is cool ergo rocks….special effects are definately cutting edge….for 1983′
JS: Flaming Mares can travel 1000 leagues in a day!
SF: although i watched it as a child it might not be a good idea…cyclops and all kinda scary…
SF: quicksand sucks…and so do dopplegangers…this movie kicks ass
JS: Changlings – SON!
SF: i hate horses but fire-mares are cool
JS: This movie rocks my world – go out and get it people!

BLOW
Filmed in 2001. Johnny Depp plays a drug smuggler. Based on a true story.
SF: not really a Depp fan but i like this movie…pee wee herman what else can you ask for
SF: sentenced to 5 years serve 2 for 660 pounds of weed… not so bad
JS: Johny Depp is so good! There are a lot o’ drugs in this film – not for children hahaaa

well thats what we did today

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4 Responses to “WATCH IT BITCHES”

  1. andrew top-hat, on March 15th, 2010 at 5:19 am Said:

    FYI – searching google for “German Hand Job” does not tell you what the expression means, it just lists a bunch of porn sites.
    Blow follows a long tradition of drug movies in which everything ends badly, the main character never gets away.
    If you name your kid Colwyn people will think you and/or your kid has a speech impediment.

  2. tough love, on March 15th, 2010 at 11:39 am Said:

    Krull is fucking epic… I think. Doesn’t it have like, a blade knife throwing thing? Like a double knife that gets thrown? If it doesn’t then nevermind…

  3. just starkles, on March 15th, 2010 at 6:49 pm Said:

    dude.. it’s the glave.. and it has 5 blades and yes…epic

  4. Joey Dew, on March 21st, 2010 at 4:52 pm Said:

    Someone once described a “Polish Hand Job” to me by slapping their hands together and rubbing. Kind of like making a fire with a floating hand drill. (See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns8UMJ5WM3g). Maybe a German Hand Job is similar?

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