Pure Snowpacalypse
So by now I’m sure everyone has heard or seen all the hype of the storm that is currently dumping snow on the Mid-Atlantic region. Personally, I have somewhat mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I am excited because I do love some snow but at the same time, whenever weather like this hits, it seems everyone is a bloody meteorologist/armchair weatherman. Or they like to talk about how people in (insert city/region here) don’t know how to handle snow and blah blah blah. Why can’t you just shut the fuck up and enjoy it? Like, we don’t care how you do it in Cheesefrost, WI or fucking Snowcock, NY okay?
Anyways…that being said, when it gets freezing cold and all snowy and shit, I get stoked to listen to awesome black metal albums like Pure Holocaust by the highly influential (in the genre) band Immortal straight out of the tough town of Oslo, Norway. The band that spawned a million imitators, they are considered the cat’s meow when it comes to epic, cold, bleak, well produced black metal. With song titles like “Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss” and “Frozen by Icewinds” it really puts me in the mood on a day like today. See how evil and cold these dudes are? Fucking permafrost man! Anyways, I just got word that I can leave for the day. So if you’re getting hit by snow today, enjoy! Get wasted, be somebody!



well, you sure handed out some “tough love” today, but I can only agree. People suck when it comes to this weather. Starfish and I went to the grocery store to get butter and so many peeps were up in there. I wasn’t sure if it was going to snow or we were going to have wwIII. I’m happy it’s going to snow for our daughter, but not looking forward to all the shitty ass driver’s that’ll be causing accidents after the snowfall. Drink beers and stay warm – one