So my good friend Top-Hat has been harassing me to post something. I said to myself, “Self? What should i post about? What do the slowtimers want to hear?”  Then it hit me like like i was standing outside of the Red Sky bar in green sneakers. People do stupid shit all over the world everyday. There is my content. So it was born , my weekly update of the dumbshits in the world.

First off we have a man on a New York City subway train cuddling with  a chicken.

Now we have some real dumbshits. A Colorado couple thought they had a good idea to smuggle drugs into a jail. The boyfriend of a girl who was being sentenced dropped the drugs in the jury box of the courtroom. They’re plan might have worked if  they hadn’t talked about it on a monitored phone line. The boyfriend was arrested and both are facing drug and contraband charges.

Staying in Colorado we have a 28 year old dad who passed out drunk in a McDonalds play area. When officers tried to arrest him he ordered his kids to ” bite their faces off”. He is now facing assault, resisting and marijuana possession charges. Can you say father of the year?

Switching to South Carolina we have a natural born genius. this guy needed money to pay his rent so he decided to rob a bank. His foolproof plan was to tell the teller that a woman and child would be killed if he did not pay the ransom.He took about 2400 dollars from the bank. The man was consequently arrested and charged with a federal count of burglary. I know you all are wondering,”What about the woman and child?” Well my slowfriends, it was just a hoax. No woman or child was involved. And let me point out that 2400 bucks ain’t much of a ransom.

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