Happy Holidays From Suge Knight and the Death Row Family
December 23rd, 2009
Admittedly, I haven’t listened to this but based on the looks of the album artwork it is destined to be a big, floating, gift wrapped turd. The artwork however, is laugh out loud funny. Snoop in elf ears? Pac as an angel? Suge, is that you hiding in there? Dre? Come on now! But anyways…this gem comes to us from the almighty Cosmic Hearse blog. Props to Aesop for throwing this otherwise forgotten masterpiece up on his blog for all of us to enjoy or perhaps even sing along to. You win a 40 of Old Gold if you can name all the artists depicted. Merry Christmas, beyotch!



Is that Jay-Z at the bottom left? Also, is Maino on there, or was that before his time. Happy Holiday’s all… just chillin here with Top-Hat and Joey Dew. The talk has centered around the first annual “Slowtimer Authors Symposium and Writers Workshop”. Stay tuned. Also, Joey Dew is pissed! He said he’s not going to post until I release the second installment of the film, “Slowtimer Reports: Burlington, Vermont”. I have it. I have it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ve had it almost done since the first one came out, but I am afraid. I guess it is one of the symptoms of SAD (Slowtimer Anxiety Disorder). Most authors on here have it, so don’t even try to front. I just don’t know if it will be well received when I release it, but I’m going to anyway. Joey Dew, this one’s for you..