15 Minute Freestyle, Number One

 
December 30th, 2009 by jimmy4real
Snoop Dog and the Big Jersey Hair Singers

Snoop Dog and the Big Eighties Hair Singers, like totally 80s. Jersey Hair.

Yo Yo Yo SLOWTIMER RAPS!

top-Hat is one creative mutha effer, and I just have to give him mad props for all his work thus far.  It’s been hard fun.  The fact that he created an album and put it all together professional-like still blows my mind.  If you haven’t yet, check it out… it’s called Boostrpak.  Chweetbox, homey.

Well, here it is… the innaugural edition of the much anticipated 15 minute freestyle podcast.  When top-Hat came to me with the idea of the 15 minute freestyle podcast, I nearly shit myself.  Just kidding, I said that for emphasis, but I was psyched for real.  The idea was he would just spin a bunch of different music of his choice and just let it roll for 15 straight.  I had free range to do whatever I wanted and could just unleash my verbal diarrhea with no recourse.  We’ve been doing shit like this for years and it’s just something that we have genuine fun doing.  For some cosmic reason we have this ability to bounce ideas off each other in real-time and sometimes we create some funny crazy shit we never thought existed.  Obviously though, it’s not all gold records.  So we took a crack at it to see what would happen, and let the tape roll.  You could be the judge if you have the patience to sit through it.

One of the gems that came out of this weeks episode was the diatribe on big 80′s hair.  It made me wonder, “Is the magic still alive?”  The answer is, of course, on Facebook.  I must also give props to the founder.  God damn, god damn…  and stay tuned for the scoop on the flew the coop troupe.

*UPDATE*  WE’RE STILL FIGURING OUT HOW TO UPLOAD A HUGE AS FILE, BUT THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THE VISUALS, SO I POSTED IT ANYWAY

*UPDATE*


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Happy Holidays From Suge Knight and the Death Row Family

 
December 23rd, 2009 by tough love

 
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Admittedly, I haven’t listened to this but based on the looks of the album artwork it is destined to be a big, floating, gift wrapped turd.  The artwork however, is laugh out loud funny.  Snoop in elf ears?  Pac as an angel?  Suge, is that you hiding in there?  Dre?  Come on now!  But anyways…this gem comes to us from the almighty Cosmic Hearse blog.  Props to Aesop for throwing this otherwise forgotten masterpiece up on his blog for all of us to enjoy or perhaps even sing along to.  You win a 40 of Old Gold if you can name all the artists depicted.  Merry Christmas, beyotch!

Ride on, Santa Pimp!



‘Tis the Season!

 
December 22nd, 2009 by tough love

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I hope everyone can feel as good as this guy this season.  The sense of wonder and excitement on his face should be what we all are striving for, even if you hate Christmas and are a scrooge like me.  See, it’s not about Jesus’s birthday or menorahs or Kwanzaa or whatever, it’s all about the sweaty, alcohol fueled party.

Next day awkwardness not included.



Gimme Dat Bacon

 
December 22nd, 2009 by the goat

After being a vegetarian for close to 15 years, this video has convinced me that I need to eat some bacon. Just remember….Can’t eat too fast, don’t wanna choke!



RIP TAI

 
December 21st, 2009 by andrew top-hat