Now i hope this doesn’t offend any slowtimers out there but i had to share this little tidbit, especially being so close to christmas. A woman in Massachusetts who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work is claiming that the face of Jesus has appeared on her iron. This image has reassured her that life is going to be good. She has 2 college aged daughters who also agree with her. apparently there is a brown residue on the bottom of the iron which resembles a long haired man. She has decided to keep the iron in her closet and go buy a new one.
I have a couple of things to say about this glorious event. First of all it seems to me that somebody needs to clean their f$#%in iron. It’s just dirt. Second of all if i am wrong and it is the son of god, why put it in the closet? Are you trying to tell me that christ can’t get the wrinkles out of your slacks? Did he not rise from the dead? Furthermore, what are the chances that her college aged daughters didn’t want to see her depressed and laced her drink with LSD? I guess that theory is pretty far fetched but then again so is seeing Jesus Christ’s face on your dirty iron! Haven’t we all looked at clouds and seen images of faces or dragons or naked hot women? Maybe not that last one but you get my point. Finally, is jesus the only person with long hair? Maybe it was Sammy Hagar or Kid Rock. What I’m saying is this lady is f*$#in crazy and no wonder her husband left her and they dont want her at work either.

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