Curiousity Almost Killed the Cat
Have you heard about the Tiger Woods car crash? Well either way I’ve done some investigative reporting and found out the inside scoop. It seems that he had an affair and broke the cardinal rule. He allegedly came home with a condom still on his weenie. His wife promptly freaked. They had a fight because he was drunk and cheating. As he went to leave in his SUV she smashed the back window with a golf club. In his drunken state he smashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. His wife heard the crash ran outside ripped him from the car and punched him in the face a couple of times before the cops arrived.
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
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There was no alcohol involved. He actually was getting stoned, and dropped a burning ember in his lap causing him to crash into the tree. This caused his pipe to shatter with a two-fold effect: he hit a fire hydrant, and cut up his lips. His wife then smashed out the back window and pulled him out of the car to ask where he hid the rest of the stash so the cops wouldn’t find it.