So love her or hater her, this is somewhat of a suprise. While performing Halo, she stage-dove. Okay, okay, she didn’t jump 20ft off an amp, but I can’t think of any other pop princess jumping into a crowd, AND she keeps singing.

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So as a follow up to the recent starfish post on Tiger Woods, here is the Wanda Sykes version, which is quite similar.

Wanda Sykes began her career on the Chris Rock show, and later starred in Pootie Tang, which was based on a skit from said show. People are sharply divided on Pootie Tang, some people love it, others hate it, I happen to think it is hilarious.

Wanda Sykes also was a guest on Curb your Enthusiasm and Crank Yankers.
Here is Ms. Sykes on Crank Yankers (no video, but worth a listen):

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Have you heard about the Tiger Woods car crash? Well either way I’ve done some investigative reporting and found out the inside scoop. It seems that he had an affair and broke the cardinal rule. He allegedly came home with a condom still on his weenie. His wife promptly freaked. They had a fight because he was drunk and cheating. As he went to leave in his SUV she smashed the back window with a golf club. In his drunken state he smashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. His wife heard the crash ran outside ripped him from the car and punched him in the face a couple of times before the cops arrived.

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Tiger’s Wife Is Hot, Insane

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Now i hope this doesn’t offend any slowtimers out there but i had to share this little tidbit, especially being so close to christmas. A woman in Massachusetts who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work is claiming that the face of Jesus has appeared on her iron. This image has reassured her that life is going to be good. She has 2 college aged daughters who also agree with her. apparently there is a brown residue on the bottom of the iron which resembles a long haired man. She has decided to keep the iron in her closet and go buy a new one.
I have a couple of things to say about this glorious event. First of all it seems to me that somebody needs to clean their f$#%in iron. It’s just dirt. Second of all if i am wrong and it is the son of god, why put it in the closet? Are you trying to tell me that christ can’t get the wrinkles out of your slacks? Did he not rise from the dead? Furthermore, what are the chances that her college aged daughters didn’t want to see her depressed and laced her drink with LSD? I guess that theory is pretty far fetched but then again so is seeing Jesus Christ’s face on your dirty iron! Haven’t we all looked at clouds and seen images of faces or dragons or naked hot women? Maybe not that last one but you get my point. Finally, is jesus the only person with long hair? Maybe it was Sammy Hagar or Kid Rock. What I’m saying is this lady is f*$#in crazy and no wonder her husband left her and they dont want her at work either.

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Listen: I’m a nerd. I am up on all the latest ish. I like BSG and COD, so don’t eff with me, especially if you’re some old, homophobic dude. I hope this guy never runs for office.

Slowtimer is for always and for real we are live all the time, so don’t mess with us. Woopsha. Here is the rest.

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