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So, The Wiz put me on to this website which had the new, leaked short made by spike jonze and Kanye West. I must admit I watched the whole thing and loved every minute of it, hopefully it’s still up here, matter of fact, I will embed it here eff it:
Anyhoo, watched that crazy video on this site: http://twistedsifter.com, which is my new favorite site, it is full of random stuff and tenacious initrigue. The article that caught my attention was one in which Twisted Sifter points out some of best Mike Tyson quotes of all time. THEN, this post lead me to the best so far: pictures of the inside of Mike Tyson’s abandoned Ohio mansion. Apparently there is atleast one certified genius in Ohio, and he is forever bonded to this site: Illicit Ohio. He had to take alot of the pictures down of the mansion, but you can find them on this foreign forum site(warning: thumbnails of boobies on the left and right of this site these thumbnails have boobies and are definitely NSFW). I spent a good 45 minutes to an hour on this site(not because of the sweet sweet boobies I swear), Tyson’s house is unbelievable. It is ginormous and looks like ol’ Mikey just picked up and got the hell out of there, he left water in the pool, the phones off the hook, and random peices of stereo equipment. Somebody mentioned in teh comments or the post that they should have a rave at this symbol of modern-age decadence and I wholeheartedly agree. This put me in a whole new direction: abandoned buildings. First I looked at Illicit Ohio’s photo essay on David’s restaraunt.
Then you know I gotta Goo-Goo that ish so I was off. The first site I found isn’t done being designed, making it one of the most half-assed websites I have ever seen and I forgot how I found it, but this lead me on a journey which left me up til 2am. After that I found the best site for abandoned buildings: http://www.forbidden-places.net/. Abandoned asylums people! This ish is freaky, effing abandoned asylums!!! How creepy is that, One of the best parts are the comments people leave, they range between truly creepy and very stupid, either way, fun had by all. I didn’t plan on writing a spooky Halloween post, it just worked out that way. Holla fo a dolla.
So check it out. At midnight tonight, Mechwarrior 4 and all the expansions are going up for FREE! So everyone stock up on Hot Pockets, No Doz, and Soda and prepare to have your mind blown. This is what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t get this awesome bit of free-ness:
What is greater than pretending you’re in a robot suit blowing shit up? NOTHING.
I know that everyone’s waiting on the continuation of “Slowtimer Reports: Burlington, Vermont”, the five-star rated original installment in the Slowtimer Reports category. It pains my heart every time I think about it, because I know if I was you, I’d be pissed. I have decided to make it a priority to get it out so I could put it to rest, so to speak. For those of you who haven’t seen it, the story takes place as I document the Church Street Marketplace in downtown Burlington, Vermont. I capture the Burlington Vermont culture as day turns into night and people do all the things they would never want on camera. The story takes a strange twist when a random girl is separated from her friends causing the night to devolve into a drunken mess of mystery and mayhem.
My biggest lesson in life recently has been the realization that without content a man is nothing. The “good news” is that producing quality content gets easier the more you use your posting muscles. So, I need to post more. I need to produce more. Draw more. Film more. Write more. Freestyle more. And most importantly Edit more.
My goal now is to get the rest of this shocking footage from “Slowtimer Reports: Burlington, Vermont” edited so I can get it to you, the Slowtimers. I know you know how I feel about this… how it eats away at me inside. Top-Hat has created an amazing loophole in the Universe for people like me. This is a place where it’s okay to hand in your term paper after the semester is over and to show up at the gig after the last band has finished their set. In this world it’s never too late. That gives me hope. There is no excuse to quit or give up. Don’t you wish real life was like that?
The video I am posting is an attempt to squeeze my post muscle. I hope it shows that you can find hidden nuggets of Slowtimer gold within one of the most basic functions on the planet.
As for the conclusion to “Slowtimer Reports: Burlington, Vermont”… I’ll be getting it out real soon. Oh, and I’m not supposed to tell you this, but I figured that you should know. We are having a live streaming event on Friday for the Halloween Weekend kickoff right here on Slowtimer.com. Yep, we’re taking it to a whole new level by broadcasting episodes live on the site. The event will be a LIVE haunted house extravaganza, where we will enter an abandoned dwelling in search of the supernatural. The building is a local legend and proportedly a true “haunted house”. We will also be revealing live on air the hush-hush location of top-Hat’s top secret “Hats Off 4 Halloween Party”, where he’ll be spinning the wheels of steel. Top-Hat will be providing further details as the ghostly hour draws near, so stay tuned.
As a Jets fan, I wasn’t quite sure how to feel about Mark Sanchez. He had some good games, and some bad, but nothing too spectacular. (Except a spectacular blow-up in week 6 against Buffalo) However, as soon he was caught eating a hot dog on the sideline during the game on Sunday I became a huge fan. Not only do I find this incredibly funny, but I feel like I now have real connection with the young quarterback. I like mustard on my hot dogs too!
Then, during the post game interview the announcers refer to the hot dog as “medicinal.”
I heard Roger Gooddell is going to put hot dogs on the banned substance list. They’re kind of like steroids, right?
Even with Sanchez’s stunning increase in awesomeness, my favorite player on the Jets is still Darrelle Revis. Check out the celebration at the end of this interception. You can’t get much classier than a firm hand-shake and a hearty, “Job well done.”
