In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda
June 30th, 2009 by joey dew
This is just spectacular…
“I was there.”
I am a lazy bastard…
June 30th, 2009 by jabberwocky
Check out this crazy cool art stuff.x9ek87_top-10_creation
the amount of time it would take to do this baffels me or take for instance this amazing footage…watch?v=s0qe3EnfBWU… I put off doing my laundry to the last possible moment and then I see this stuff and I believe that I should get off my ass and try and do something, but I don’t cuz I’m a lazy bastard. More power to these folks…
How Much Do You Love The 80s?
June 29th, 2009 by jimmy4real
What up, Slowtimers? I know that the Burlington Reports suspense thriller is long overdue (don’t worry it’ll be here soon), but I needed to drop this new track on you while it’s fresh out the kitchen. It’s from the upcoming debut mixtape, “Lot Celebrity”, coming off the heels of the first leg of Phish’s summer tour 2009.
If you are a product of the 80s, like Jason Wigmann, this will resonate to the core of your being because the message is encoded into your DNA. Shout to Top_Hat and the whole Slowtimer crew for all the support and for keepin’ it real deal. Stay tuned for “Lot Celebrity” coming soon…
Lou Dobbs, Show Me Your Titties!
June 26th, 2009 by binary_canary
MJ died. FF died. I got bounced from a club for quoting the title of the theme song from “Golden Girls”. I think everything’s funny and terrible. At least there’s this. Thank you for being a friend.
Darkness Falls Across the Man
June 25th, 2009 by sleepy blair
I’ve got a joke for you. Question: What do you get when a Priest, a UFC fighter and Michael Jackson walk into a bar? Answer: A stupid joke. He’s dead and I know everyone is sick of hearing about it but I think it’s sad. The man was easily one of the creepiest American of all time but he was awesome. If everyone has had a couple drinks and your controlling the music the best way to get everyone to start talking and having a good time again after you’ve played just a bit too much Sonic Youth or Deerrhoof is to throw on a MJ song. You gotta be a total stiff not to be psyched if someone throws on a song you haven’t heard in a long time. When was the last time you heard Dirty Diana? I bet you were stoked. Well this is one of my favorites of his. It’s one of the cheesier songs but it gets me amped. I remember watching this live. MJ had the Jesus fire that night. He was good.
