Kitty Purry Gets Fishy

 
May 30th, 2009 by meatball

So, word on the street is that the Slowtimers like fashion and beauty too, so I’m joining the ranks under the lovely name Meatball (my first word, btw) to bring forth the civilized society. The fashionistas. The it and the who and the what’s what. Or, rather, I just like to find tricked out shit and talk about it. Sometimes I’ll just write about burgers, but today, I’m talkin’ nails, girls.

So, on Katy Perry’s tumblr, she shows off her sushi-encrusted claws. I gotta say, I’m a major fan of this. I mean, strangely, I’m a major fan of Katy Perry (c’mon, her blog is Kitty Purry, that is adorable), and this is the deal-sealer. The whole getup can be viewed here.

I’m sure this makes some of you frown. But I know Myles is all ’bout it. Holla.



Major Lazer “Zumbie” ft. Andy Milonakis Plus Tour Dates

 
May 28th, 2009 by andrew top-hat


If you didn’t already know, Major Lazer is a collab group comprised of one of my favorites from way back Switch and the unstoppable Grammy-nominated Diplo, together they formed a mutant dancehall, dubbie electro monster ready to make you shake yo ass, check em out in a town near you, this is the highest recommendation I can give for a show.

Jun 12 2009 – QUAD – Kingston, JA
Jun 13 2009 – SOB’s – NYC NEW YORK
Jun 18 2009 – House Of Blues – Boston
Jun 19 2009 – Electric Factory – Philadelphia (Free Show!)
Jun 20 2009 – Rock and Roll Hotel – Washington DC (Free Show!)
Jun 24 2009 – Commodor Ballroom – Vancouver, British Columbia
Jun 25 2009 – Neumos – Seattle WA Seattle, Washington
Jun 26 2009 – The Grand Ballroom @ Regency – San Francisco
Jun 27 2009 – LA – Memorial Coliseum & Expo Los Angeles
Jul 5 2009 – Roskilde Festival Roskilde
Jul 10 2009 Austin Music Hall – Austin, Texas
Jul 11 2009 House Of Blues – Dallas, Texas
Aug 31 2009 Carnival – London LONDON
Sep 5 2009 Valtifest Amsterdam
Sep 12 2009 Bestival – Isle Of Wight UK Isle Of Wight



Fall In Boy

 
May 27th, 2009 by sleepy blair

It was a crap day. My favorite soccer team lost the biggest game in the sport. I had a migraine for 2/3rds of the day. Okay that’s not too bad, but I’m looking to complain. The point is I was feeling down until I saw this.

I have seen most of these spoofs but never this one. I like it. I watch it often.



You Can Do It All By Yourself

 
May 24th, 2009 by sleepy blair

I love Roland Jenkins.
 



Andrew Top-Hat Loves Glee

 
May 20th, 2009 by andrew top-hat

Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t easy at first, but I can’t deny the similarities.
I was in chorus, scratch that, honors chorus, forced in for being a delinquent and needing the extra credit, but being there I realized I loved it. I’m serious, and this show hit home, because those songs they sang, I sang. Les Miz and all that shiz. I was artsy fartsy and I’m okay with that. The sad thing is that I got kicked out of chorus for being nothing short of glee. So watch this show and imagine a late bloomin’ A.T., up on stage and in front of the lights, the world in his grasp and his dreams at his feet, think of good ol’ top-hat in this light and keep me there forever.

Oh, and Jane Lynch is in it, and I think she’s brilliant.
http://www.fox.com/glee/
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