A Serious Problem for America
February 19th, 2009
I know you don’t live under a rock. I know you read the news and stay current with global current events. You’ve heard all about the economy, Ponzi Schemes, wars, terrorists, starving kids in China, foreclosures, and nuclear proliferation. I get it. You’re on top of your shit. But there is a problem that started in the United States and is threatening to prevent men all over the world, from all walks of life, from ever getting lucky again at a club. I’m talking about too many dicks on the dance floor.
So spread the dicks out and make some lady space.
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