I’m conflicted. I hate John Mayer’s music. Whenever I hear it I feel like I’m wearing American Eagle cargo pants. My disgust makes me do disgusting things like when I found that my mama had bought Mayer’s first album and I hid it in one of her old tape bags; right between her soundtracks to Platoon and Nothing But Trouble. But now I found this stupid video and now I feel like I did after I found myself laughing at Dane Cook.
According to Japanese speakers on YouTube he said Jessica is a great girl and I’m very happy with her. E translated it wrong, or spoofed it, or whatever. My favorite part is when he tells Seacrest he’s happy…….with what he just did to him.
Alright, now off topic-just when I thought I couldn’t become a bigger fan of Bill Simmons I read this. I can’t describe how much I love it.
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Sleepy, we’ve already lost:
I’ve had a terrible day dealing with payroll direct deposit, but FAIL blog has got me through it. People are idiots and they cost me money, that’s my lesson for the day.
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I’m afraid. As an American I’m afraid. We are gonna lose to the Asians. They are super human. At least in my world. They have the best food, the coolest looking people, they study hard, they work hard, they don’t need calculators. The papers say it’s gonna be America vs. China in the battle for world supremacy. And now I found more evidence in the world of music.
Look at that. Man. With matching red hats and overalls. What a look. How much practice does that take? It’s gonna be like the Cylons vs the humans. I think I’m too anxiety ridden to go on. We’re gonna lose. This is us. ………….Oh wait, we might win after all because this is us too.
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I’ve never seen Wicker Man. I don’t know if I ever will but this clip may be the worth of the movie. Who needs a plot or a narrative? I just need a laugh. I think more people should do these type of clips for bad movies.
I can’t decide between the bear suite and the Mortal Kombat karate kick to Leelee Sobieski as my favorite moment. Alright, that’s it….except this.
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