Turkey’s The New White Meat

 
November 22nd, 2008

Alright after watching about two hours of Fail videos I found this video. It’s definitely not a fail and maybe I’m going overboard but I love this guy. Chef Chardon is my new kitchen hero….okay, I take that back but I’m a fan. I wish he had his own show on the Food Network but until then here’s this.

By the way Canary, whenever you want to host your own video podcast cooking show I wanna be on it and be called Sleepy the Pot Washer. Also I think there should be a part where we pick out fresh fish while wearing mink coats. The best part of this video though is the random off set guest star Jermain Hopkins who played the fat kid from Lean on Me. I could use a personal Morgan Freeman a la Lean on Me to get me to pay my bills earlier…on time and clean the bathtub. I think my parents may have missed out by not giving me a regular hard jabbing index finger to the skull, I guess next time I don’t want to wash my dishes I’ll just be that crazy person that does it to themselves. It worked on Jermain since now he’s down shifted in his choice of drugs from crack to marijuana, although my only evidence is that he’s wearing a Ricky Williams jersey. I’m also really looking forward to watching Jermain Hopkins in I Wish I Had a House Like This, just because I think that may be one of the best titles to a movie I’ve ever heard and the title alone makes me want to write a companion movie called Must Be Nice. Luckily someone’s already recorded a cheesy song for the end credits.

And speaking of Fails…I didn’t want to post a ten minute clip but please if you’ve got time have some fun and watch this. All I need to say is that I think I actually like her and I’m stealing the line…Does anyone have any questions for this guy besides ‘are you kidding me’?


2 Responses to “Turkey’s The New White Meat”

  1. Jesus God in Heaven I laughed at the Laura Ingraham video non stop.

  2. Wow. She is insane in a way that I’m totally attracted to, like an under-prepped freshman writing a paper on “Candide” at dawn. A ballbuster with a Mario star. Love the rapper kitchen bit, as well.

    Expect me to purchase a camera so I can wear my pimp coat to go see my fishmonger so I can refer to striped bass I’d purchase as “them shits”. Yeah, I’m sure he’d love that.

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