So You Want A Wii For Christmas

 
November 22nd, 2008

Dear Sleepy,

I think we already lost the Chinamerica war, but our cultural character prevents us from going gentle into that good night, and we are not above playing dirty. For example, how do Asian Americans register in your world domination matrix? Did you factor in the exploitation of expat technology? Seriously though, where would the Humans be without Boomer? They needed a Cylon playing for their team. Allow me to direct your attention to Johnny Chung Lee:





Asian? Yes. American? Yes. Awesome? Yes! I have a total nerd crush on him right now. And if push came to shove, I’m pretty sure this guy could Macgyver your Flip Mino into some sort of cloaking device in under under five minutes.

Happy Regards,

Doolittle


3 Responses to “So You Want A Wii For Christmas”

  1. I wish Johnny was my uncle and I love the Ted talks. The first one I saw and still my favorite is Malcolm Gladwell’s talk about Spaghetti: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/malcolm_gladwell_on_spaghetti_sauce.html
    Btw Gladwell just came out with an new book called Outliers which Larry Mandrake, my brother, said is excellent.

  2. I love this kid too. And yes, our Asian Americans are a wonderful resource in my game of Risk. Which gives me an idea. I think it’s time to learn Mandarin, get a work Visa, and book a flight to Hangzhou. American-Asian? JK.

  3. I am impressed!

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