I’m Conflicted
I’m conflicted. I hate John Mayer’s music. Whenever I hear it I feel like I’m wearing American Eagle cargo pants. My disgust makes me do disgusting things like when I found that my mama had bought Mayer’s first album and I hid it in one of her old tape bags; right between her soundtracks to Platoon and Nothing But Trouble. But now I found this stupid video and now I feel like I did after I found myself laughing at Dane Cook.
According to Japanese speakers on YouTube he said Jessica is a great girl and I’m very happy with her. E translated it wrong, or spoofed it, or whatever. My favorite part is when he tells Seacrest he’s happy…….with what he just did to him.
Alright, now off topic-just when I thought I couldn’t become a bigger fan of Bill Simmons I read this. I can’t describe how much I love it.
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Wow, you just scored a Delaware field goal with me. Mayer’s on the team. Anyone who’s willing to be a prick to stand up to the deutchebanks of the world is on the team. And on this one, all I can think of is Jeff Greene.
I would read Bill Simmons writing on any topic. I wish he would give a play by play of my christmas vacation!