I really want to continue the “What’s in Your Belly?” series and I need new recruits. If’n you want to do this, lemme know. I’ll hold a heart to your ear and you’ll feel better, triple truth swear.
I also want to start a new series based on mixtapes your ex-significants made for you, so if that thing ever happened for you, drop me a valentine.
Heart,
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ps. there’s a hot new mix coming your way called “last place is the first loser”. Watch out, I’m back, interfriends.
pps. If there’s something you want to rap about in a podcast with me, just drop me a line. I’ll talk about anything with you, online, at any cost.
Love and guts,
c/o jaquesbluett@gmail.com
ampercan’tstand it,
Jaques
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Back in the day I lived with Top Hat and my friend Martin in a dingy little apartment, (we made it dingy). For awhile we didn’t have cable tv so we were forced to just smoke, drink coffee and read. After I’d gone through every John Grisham and Mary Higgins Clark book it got to a point when I pulled out my roommate Martin’s giant phone book sized tome that promised me everything I ever wanted for free via government grants and application loopholes. This obnoxiously large dissertation on the welfare state by Matthew Lesko was a terrible read but damn, his late night infomercials are hilarious. Check this out below. The guy wears a riddler outfit and promises you everything under the sun including FREE HORSES. What? Yeah. That’s right…FREE HORSES. What are dudes in DC gonna do with horses I don’t know but man I know a guy down in Los Chavez that can help you out. Tough Love I’m talking to you. Anyways if you haven’t gotten enough check out Lesko’s sweet Beltway club dance here.
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I was raised here. 18 years. Anybody who has never been to New Mexico usually has a dozen misconceptions about my poor state. So I thought I’d spread a little knowledge through the work of another Belenite. I have no idea who he is but I think he did a good job of showing just about all you need to know about my small town, and really it gives you an abstract for a better understanding of New Mexico, and it’s just really funny to me.
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So i stumbled across these eerie funeral jams a few weeks ago while perusing SOULSEEK. Apparently in Thailand they bury you in a coffin but on top there is usually some temple/dragon/elaborate structure which represents the mood of the funeral party. Something about karma or rebirth or eternal life or something. The best part is that they use music that reminds me of the initial Chinese standoff in Big Trouble in Little China.
Ok, it’s been a long day and I am really tired. This one’s for the freaks. Enjoy!
http://www.mediafire.com/?yq5uvdjkeaz
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