The outfits may not be timeless, but I can pretty much guarantee you love this. You. The bow-legged one. Need more to get your weekend going? Holla at your girl!

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Being a twenty-three year old who is extremely fiscally conservative, against government intervention in business, and a firm believer in general Hayekian beliefs that individual strive for gain will benefit society more than collectivist action is extremely difficult. I spend a lot of time defending big business (especially oil companies and banks). I speak to deaf ears about how Barack Obama may be a communist, or Hillary Clinton the devil.

Today, a major blow was struck to my views of the world. I received my proxy solicitation from one of my mutual funds. After the usual mess of giving my shareholder votes to people I’ve never heard of, I was presented with this statement:

The Board of Trustees recommends a vote Against the following:

4. Shareholder proposal for Fidelity Growth Company Fund, Fidelity Magellan Fund, and Fidelity Value Fund concerning Board oversight procedures to screen out investments in companies that substantially contribute to genocide.

For ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Against ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Abstain

…Really? Genocide? It’s not like this statement is concerning companies that may contribute to genocide. It’s people that substantially contribute to it. C’mon, even a cold-hearted, calculating businessman such as myself has to draw the line somewhere. Mine is drawn somewhere after social security, but before genocide.

…Coming soon, “Joey Dews [does] Semple Fest.”

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I was introduced to this dj via kissatlanta. Fresh outta Philly, it’s the one and only Jon Gill. He sent me this exclusive hot hot track.(and yes it is 320 kbps binary, so play it out loud):
INXS ft Cozmic Cat – Need U Tonight (jon Gill remix) (320 kbps)
Check out his myspace, there are more sick tracks up on the site for download, and for all those in Philly, go check him out.

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Here’s a little something you probably didn’t know about. And this one’s for you Top-Hat, because I want you to have fun this weekend.

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